This is how I generally setup a new debian server or vps. This process normally only takes a few minutes to have a nice, secure, production worthy lamp setup and running quickly. This is one of the main reasons I love debian so much. In this I assume that you have a bare newly rented server without any prior installations and I cover a few of my common practices that make my life as a sysadmin a little bit easier. We will forget for now that some of their policy decisions seem to be motivated by to much coffee and estrogen.